Goddess of troll things

People spend their entire lives trying to figure out what is right, and then there are some people who know it all; since the time they were born. Arundhati Roy, is one of those people. Like Abhimanyu the real truth came to her in her mother's womb. Since then she has been haplessly trying to tell us all that every known principle, every thing that any one does or says (except Geelani, Afzal Guru, Medha Patekar) is hokum. The truth was whispered to her when she was teaching aerobics in the confines of a cushy five star. The truth came to her when she was writing a book about the relationship between a brother and a sister who "love" each other so much that they end up having sex. The truth was spoken when she said that Kashmir was never an integral part of India.

I pity those morons who cannot understand the truth, the infinite wisdom that pores down every single pore of her being. How can so many people question her just baffles me. Don't these idiots know that she has seen naxals all her life(in Meghalaya, Delhi and Kerala), that the solution of Kashmir came to her way before led zepplin thought of the song. Oh fools! The very lot of them.

If you ask me(someone who was born in the state where the naxal movement began), of course Naxals have been wronged! how dare someone stop them from collecting their own taxes, Why can't they kill someone, they are just protesting! .Since they have an ideology they can do whatever they want. So can she. Don't people realize that Australia gave her an award for "non violence" for god's sake?

India is a country of imbeciles, and hence we have never done a single thing that is right, ever. So my earnest appeal to all fellow countrymen is this - Forget everything! if you want a constructive locus, stop questioning Arundhati Roy and start following her industrious suggestions to build a gleaming future. Special features of the future

- The naxals are recognized as the ipso facto lawmakers

- Kashmir is free and rendered to Osama/Obama

- Rise of Neo quasi Intellectualism

- Arundhati Roy is the "Mother of the nation", and an oedipal nation which is trying to win her approval

A day that can only be realized if we join hands and put in motion the wheels to Arundhati's brighter, better India. In this post I implore one and all to come forward and embrace Arundhatism and "to the heaven of freedom... let this country awake"